Meeting
Fredda was a major stroke of luck. She lived near
the Grosvenor Arms in Brunswick Terrace, one of the
grandest Regency terraces in Brighton and Hove, one
of the finest petals in that seafront flowering of
Venetian vistas that happened in the 1820s. Normally
Fredda would rent rooms only to actors but she made
an exception for me. Within a few days I had moved
my things into a room in the attic of the house,
at the front, with three small, shuttered sash windows
looking out over the beach and sea - if I raise my
head from my keyboard, I can just see the horizon,
the point where the sea meets the sky, beautifully
silver where the sun is bursting through the clouds.
Fredda’s house, and the
Regency development of which it is part, was where
the fabric and spirit of Brighton achieved dazzling
harmony. In the eighteenth century Brighton was still
a fishing hamlet with snub nose, freckles and an
awkward name: Brighthelmstone. One night the seagulls
went to sleep and when they woke up their little
town was cool and knowing, ingeniously sexy. Norma
Jean Baker became Marilyn Monroe. It was one of history’s
great makeovers. Getting pissed in the Grosvenor,
I had stumbled into the heart of the place.
The Grosvenor Arms was good at
that. It was the size and shape of the pub, but more
than its size and shape, which drew people together.
The Grosvenor was small and looked screamingly dainty
from the outside, with its white facade decorated
with pale blue raised plasterwork and a bay window
of frosted lights which glowed orange from 11am onwards.
You measured it in your mind’s eye as you crossed
Little Western Street towards it and if you hadn’t
been feeling crapulent - in other words, if you hadn’t
been in the Grosvenor the night before - you would
have fancied your chances of leaping and touching
the window-ledges of the first floor, it was that
compact.
The door was open in licensing
hours, exhaling gusts of laughter and hops, Roy Orbison
and barking dogs, on to the windy little street that
ran down to the sea. Affixed to the ceiling at the
back end of the bar, in full view from outside, was
a single red spotlight. This functioned as a stage
light on the few occasions in a year that drag shows
were put on in the Grosvenor, but it also acted as
a lure for the unfortunate person who found himself
outside rather than within the bar, seemed to turn
your brain into a heat-seeking missile and itself
into a point of perfect heat.
Try it yourself if you don’t
believe me. Try walking along Little Western Street
in the twilight, hearing the pub before you see it,
and then seeing in the corner of your eye that light
of infernal seduction. The seafront is just a few
seconds further on down the street, and on a velvety
sort of evening it’s just possible that the
prospect of the green half-light and calm seas might
keep your feet moving, but chances are you’ll
feel yourself instead falling sideways, pubward.
This is perhaps why that door is left open in drinking
hours, to prevent cuts and bruises in your involuntary
haste to be inside rather than out. At any rate,
I learned early on in my summer in Brighton that
you didn’t walk lightly down Little Western
Street after midday; after dark was fatal. And so,
if you had work to do or errands to run, people to
see, vows of abstinence to keep or books to write,
you devised a route which avoided the pub. |
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